I Piss Excellence Slayings : PVC Ranger Eye Patch
As Ricky Bobby iconically said, “I piss excellence”—the greatest driver of all time. The I Piss Excellence PVC Ranger Eye Patch takes that legendary confidence and packs it into a compact, hand-lettered design with unapologetic Slayings attitude. At 1.25" x 1", it’s a sharp hit of personality for your everyday carry, whether it’s riding on an EDC pouch or earning its place in the loadout. Because sometimes subtlety works—and sometimes you piss excellence.
Size: 1.25" x 1" (31.8 mm x 25.4 mm)
Collection: Slayings
Materials: PVC Ranger Eye Patch
Rarity: Common Loot (Restocked)
SKU: SLAY003
Last updated: November 7, 2026
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