Fuck You Very Much Slayings : PVC Ranger Eye Patch
Sometimes helping just makes shit worse. The Fuck You Very Much PVC Ranger Eye Patch delivers a sarcastic send-off with zero room for misinterpretation, packing the message into a compact piece of Slayings attitude. At 1.25" x 1", it brings just the right amount of disrespect to your everyday carry without taking over the setup. Add it to your EDC or loadout when a polite “thanks” just isn’t going to cut it.
Size: 1.25" x 1" (31.8 mm x 25.4 mm)
Collection: Slayings
Materials: PVC Ranger Eye Patch
Rarity: Common Loot (Restocked)
SKU: SLAY009
Last updated: November 7, 2026
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